Francis, the cat, was in his bed, smoke coming out of his ears.
He was sincerely bothered. Next to him was the Pen, annoying him to no end.
Pen: … as I was saying, we really should do something about this corner of ours. I mean now that we´ll be living together it would only be appropriate for me to have my own space, don´t you think?
Cat: How about in the graveyard, that would be appropriate, don´t you think?
Pen: Don´t be ridiculous! It´s my lifelong mission to annoy the living, not the dead.
Cat: I thought creatures from hell such as yourself would feel right at home in a cemetery.
Pen: You really are in a bad mood aren´t you? That time of the month dear?
Cat: What time of the month?
Pen: You know, the time of the month when females get all cranky and bitchy.
Cat (angry): How many times do I have to tell you that I´m a boy!
Pen: Are you trying to convince me or yourself of that fact?
Cat: What fact?
Pen: That you´re male?
Cat: I hate you!
Pen: yes, well, since we´ve established that you´re male and not female, although I still have my doubts as to the veracity of that fact…
Cat: what are you blabbing about?
Cat (exasperated): don´t you have something better to do?
Pen: Like what?
Cat: I don´t know. Go somewhere, else, and go write something. Isn´t that what pens are for?
Pen: But… I thought…
Cat: You thought what?
Pen: I thought that, we´re friends and now that we´ll be living together.
Cat: wow, wow, wow! Hold up! Living together? Are you high on space or something?
Pen: What? Jason paired us up. So now…
Cat: Now nothing! Jason didn´t pair us up. He gave you to me as a gift.
Pen: because I´m such a joy to you.
Cat: because he´s an idiot!
Pen: You really are cranky today aren´t you?
Cat: That´s because you won´t SHUT UP!
Pen: Francis, I think you should take a minute to breathe and relax.
Cat: Oh I would love to relax.
Cat: what I see is a demonic Pen invading my personal space.
Pen: It´s our space now.
Cat: No, it’s not!
Pen: just have a drink and relax Francis.
Cat: stop telling me to relax! I can´t relax!
Pen: why not?
Cat: because you annoy the heck out of me.
Pen: would you prefer if I was gone.
Cat: I am not lying!
Pen: Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Francis thinks for a second, and then a deviant smile comes to his mouth.
The pen sees this and backs away fearfully.
Cat: Jason gave you to me, so that means I can do whatever I want with you.
Pen: What in the world are you concocting you stupid ball of fur?
Cat: Oh nothing. But, since Jason gave you to me, as a gift, I now own you. Which means you should do as I say.
Pen: Yeah, right. Like that´s ever going to happen.
Cat: would you prefer to be thrown away to the garbage?
Pen: kitty, let me tell you how this is going to work.
Cat: excuse me?
Pen (ignoring): you and I are going to live happily ever after together, okay?
Pen: Oh but, yes.
Cat: No way! I don´t want to spend the rest of my life with you!
Pen: Why not?
Cat: because I hate you!
Pen: no you don´t.
Cat: yes, I do!
Pen: Oh please, you love me.
Cat: I really don´t!
Jason comes back.
Jason: You really love that pen, don´t you?
Cat: No I don´t! Take it back.
Jason: as long as you´re happy, I guess.
Cat: Stupid human, didn’t you hear what I said? Come back here!
Jason walks away.
Francis looks back at the Pen, who is wearing a demonic smile.
Pen: Face it Francis, you and I are forever. Eternal love.
Cat: More like eternal torment.
Pen: Ha! Ha! Ha!