The Drunken cat and the possessed pen!_episode 37

Francis, the cat, leaves the kitchen only to find the Pen.

For once, the “mighty” Pen is minding its own business and not intent on bothering the cat.

Francis on the other hand, finds this behavior highly unusual and watches the Pen intently.

The Pen is facing away from Francis staring at “something”.

Curiosity gets the best of him and he decides to approach the Pen.

Cat: Hello there Pen!
Pen (ignoring him): Oh, hi Francis.
Cat: What´re you doing?
Pen: Nothing.

Cat: What do you mean nothing? You´re staring at something!
Pen: So?
Cat: So what? What are you looking at?

Pen: Nothing…
Cat: It´s not nothing! You´re ogling something! What is it?
Pen: You really want to know?
Cat: yes, I do!

Pen: You sure about that?
Cat: Yes, just tell me!
Pen: You´re that curious?
Cat: You´re driving me nuts.

Pen: Francis, you´re already nuts and unfortunately I cannot claim ownership over that feat.
Cat: Just tell me already!
Pen: Okay, but don´t say I didn´t warn you.
Cat: Warn me about what?

Pen: Curiosity!
Cat: What about it?
Pen: Curiosity killed the cat!
Cat: I hate you!
Pen: love you too stink ass!

The cat turns to leave.

Pen: Francis?
Cat: What?
Pen: Basket…
Cat: Basket what?
Pen: Incoming!

Before Francis has the chance to dodge, a basket filled with clothes falls on top of him.

Francis untangles himself from the clothes and looks at the Pen dumbstruck.

Cat: Oh my God!
Pen: Told you.
Cat: What?
Pen: Curiosity killed the cat! Well, almost.

Cat: No kidding!
Pen: Ha, ha, ha…
Cat: What´s so funny?
Pen: Ah… nothing…
Cat: Hey!

The Pen “leaves”.

Cat: are you drunk?

The Pen disappears leaving Francis looking at the pile of clothes scattered on the floor.

Cat: What is going on?
Jason (angry): Francis!
Cat: Oh, shit!

Francis, the cat, runs out the back door before Jason has the chance to catch him.

Jason: Crazy cat!

The end!

2016_Joana Teixeira


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