The Drunken cat and the possessed pen!_episode 29

Francis, the cat, is laying in his bed, trying to take a nap.

He´s about to fall asleep when the pen shows up.

Pen: Kitty, kitty, kitty! La, la, la…

The cat, irritated, opens one eye and spots the Pen right in his face. He pretends to be asleep.

Pen: kitty, kitty, la kitty…

Francis stands and the Pen recoils in fear but keeps “her” might. The cat faces the Pen and without a word turns around.

With his back to the Pen, Francis lays down again.

The Pen, annoyed, continues to sing, this time louder.

Pen (loudly): kitty, kitty, stinky kitty!

Francis is highly irritated and his fur starts to rise but he doesn´t want to give in to the Pen. He stays still.

Pen: Kitty, kitty, the kitty is stinky!

Francis starts to shake, trying to keep himself in check, but it’s too late.
The Pen smiles victoriously and continues.

Pen: Francis is a stinky kitty, a stupid fur ball!

Francis reaches his boiling point.

Pen: Stinky …

Cat (interrupting): Shut up! Shut up! Shut the hell up!
Pen: What? Don´t you like my song?
Cat: Stop singing! Stop talking! Go away!
Pen: are you mad?

Cat: yes, I´m mad. Shut up!
Pen: Hangover?
Cat: What?
Pen: Nothing.

Cat: What the hell do you want?
Pen: smoke´s coming out of your ears, your eyes are about to pop out. I´m good!

Cat: I hate you!
Pen: I know! Love you too stink ass! See ya!

The Pen disappears.

Cat: That stupid stick! My head hurts.

Francis, the cat, lays back down.

Jason comes in to find a dropped bottle on the floor.

Jason: What the hell?!

The cat looks up.

Cat: what?

Jason looks at him.

Francis has something dirty on his lips.

Jason: Francis, not again!
Cat: What did I do?

Jason moves towards Francis as the latter starts to slowly back away.

Jason: come here Francis!
Cat: No way!

Jason rushes to catch Francis, but the cat manages to dodge him.

Francis runs out the door but looks behind him only to find Jason had tripped on a discarded pen on the floor.

Cat (smiling): Thanks Pen!

The end!

2016_Joana Teixeira

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