Francis, the cat, comes into the room, desperate for his bed.
He just had a snack and a “special” treat and needs to lay down for a rest.
On his way he stumbles onto the Pen.
Cat: Where did you come from?
Pen: Like in existence or…
Pen: What? You ask the dumbest questions!
Cat (losing his patience): Pen!
Pen: well, if you really want to know there is a whole process that goes into the making of such an awesome Pen such as myself.
Cat: Please shut up!
Pen: You´re the one who asked but if you´re not ready to listen to the answer then don´t ask!
Cat: I meant how did you get in my way?
Pen: Oh! I thought…
Cat (interrupts): yeah, yeah! No need for you to go into an existential crisis right now!
Pen: You stupid, drunk fur ball!
Cat: Get out of my way. I´m warning you!
Pen: or you´ll do what? Bore me to death?
The cat lowers his head to the Pen but before the latter can react Francis throws up on top of it.
The pen gets angry.
Pen: Look at what you just did! You…
Cat: Oh, wow! I feel so much better now. Thanks stupid stick!
Francis, the cat, walks away from the Pen, towards his bed.
Pen (angry): Francis!