The cat is walking towards his favorite resting place by the window when he stumbles and nearly trips on something!
Cat: What the…?
Pen: well.. hello there!
The cat raises an eyebrow and looks at the pen suspiciously.
The pen “walks” towards the cat
Pen: How are you today Kitty?
Cat (clueless): Fine! How are you?
Pen: Not so good I´m afraid
Cat: Okay, good for you!
Pen: Hey! Did you not hear what I said?
Cat: Oh, I heard you, I just don´t care!
Pen: you insensitive stupid fur ball!
The cat walks towards the pen with a menacing look
Cat: What did you just call me?
Pen: Pretty kitty!
The cat walks away leaving the pen watching him go, clueless.
Pen: what the hell…
The pen looks at the kitchen counter and sees a dropped bottle of beer.
Pen: ha?! So, beer gets him cranky… still delusional, but in a bad mood, while wine gets him hyper sensitive and dramatic. Good to know…