The cat is laying down when all of a sudden he hears a noise.
He lifts his head and sees the pen!
Cat: oh good lord it can’t be!
The cat goes to the pen.
Cat: (almost crying) oh no!
Pen: yeah baby! I’m back!
Pen: what? Don’t tell me you didn’t miss me?
Cat: I didn’t!
Pen: oh come on! You don’t mean that?
Cat: yes I do!
Pen: (very excited) well too bad! Boo hoo to you ‘cause I’m back!
Cat: what are you doing here?
Pen: Nothing much!
Cat: Piss me off a little?
Cat: I knew it!
Pen: sure you did ‘cause you’re really …. (hesitates)
Cat: I’m really what?
Pen: well, I was going to say smart but I don’t want to lie to you! truth is you’re kind of stupid.
Cat: what did you call me?’
Pen: stupid, dumm, ret…
Cat: yeah I got the picture! But… I am not stupid or dumm!
Pen: sure you are.
Pen: it’s not you’re fault. You’re totally white which is the equivalent of blonde human females!
Cat: yeah well I’m not a girl!
Pen: are sure about that?
Cat: yes! (looks to check) I’m sure about that!
Pen: okay! drama queen much!
Cat: I am not a drama queen! (thinks) I do like the theatre though! and drama is… (looks at the pen, she’s annoyed) you’re pissing me off you do know that right?
Pen: no! really? you’re not just saying that for me to go away? Are you?
Cat: well you are pissing me off so yeah!
Pen: just checking!
Cat: so are you going to away?
Pen: well I guess I could go…
Pen: or I could stay here and bug you just a little more!
Pen: why not?
Cat: look, I’m tired!
Pen: ooh… is it biddy bey bed time already for you?
Cat: what? No! my brain hurts!
Pen: right! you’re not used to using it!
The cat is speechless and looks mad.
Pen: I’ll go… you need your rest… at your age…
Cat: my age? What are you talking about? I’m three years old…
Pen: sure you are! bye now…
The pen turns away.
Cat: hey come back here! We are not over… (to himself) I am three years old… well I think … I only know how to count to three… are there more?